Now that individual states are starting to get in on the action, President Trump’s mass deportation operation is kicking into high gear. Americans should be thrilled that we’re finally getting our country back after the past 30 years of mass invasion have overwhelmed our society and crushed our wages.
Here are some of the most hilarious and encouraging deportation stories that have happened in the past few days.
In La Jolla, California, a “grandmother” left her job the other day at a restaurant. She’s been washing dishes there for the past 20 years. She got confused on the way home the other day, and because she couldn’t read the street signs which were in English, she accidentally drove into the US Marine Corps Recruit Station in San Diego.
She couldn’t speak any English and had no ID at all, so the Marines called immigration officers. She’s been arrested and deported.
Some snot-nosed liberal on X exclaimed, “I don’t think this is what Trump voters had in mind! Deporting a grandma for driving without a license seems like overkill!”
Ha!
For anyone reading this who is a GenXer, what was your first job when you were a kid in high school? For most people, it was a fast-food job or some other “first job” that required low skills. My first job was busing tables and washing dishes at a steakhouse. Minimum wage was $4.35 an hour.
That job gave me plenty of walking around cash if I wanted to take a gal on a date or buy a new Rod Stewart cassette. (*Ugh!* Rod Stewart! I thought I was really cool.) Plus, that first job was a great opportunity that opened a lot of doors for me in the future, not to mention college applications.
The point is that this part of our formerly amazing American culture is now gone because of people like this granny from Mexico. She parked on that job for 20 years. She stole the “first job” opportunity from American kids for 20 years. And she didn’t even bother to learn our language in those 20 years? She was driving around without a license or car insurance, which she could have easily obtained in California. Good riddance!
In Tennessee, State Troopers conducted a roadside stop outside of Nashville over the weekend to take illegal alien drivers off the road, with an assist from ICE. The numbers will shock you.
If you had to guess—for every 100 cars on the road in a red state like Tennessee, how many are being driven by illegal aliens? Maybe two or three out of a hundred? Maybe five out of a hundred, tops?
Nope. Try 22%, or a little over one out of every five cars.
The troopers pulled over 588 cars in an afternoon, and 103 of them were driven by illegal aliens. They arrested all of them and hauled them off for deportation.
The days of only arresting the “criminal aliens” like the terrorists and gang members are over. Everyone in the country illegally is now fair game. Most of the 103 arrested in Tennessee didn’t have criminal records.
Here’s the scary thing about this operation, though. If one out of every five cars on the road is being driven by an illegal, it means we could conservatively have somewhere between 65 and 72 million illegal aliens in America. Not the silly “20 million” figure we keep hearing.
The New York Post gave us this delightful headline over the weekend:
“Georgia college student faces deportation after running red light.”
My, oh my! The words “Georgia college student” are sure doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence!
It turns out that the Georgia college student and her entire family came into the country illegally 15 years ago. The parents have never learned English, despite living in Georgia and starting a business 15 years ago. The whole family has now been rounded up by ICE and they’re in a detention facility, including Mom, Dad, the “Georgia college student,” and her younger siblings.
The states are now collaborating with the Trump administration on behalf of the American people. None of the foreign invaders are safe now. Adults, kids, grandparents—they’re all getting deported. This is what the American people have been demanding for decades. Even the Democrats were calling for mass deportations and a wall on the southern border back in the 1990s. It’s finally happening thanks to the leadership of President Trump, and we couldn’t be happier.
