We warned the Democrats, all the way back during Donald Trump’s first term in office, that they weren’t going to like it when we started playing by their rules. But did they listen? Nope! After decades of watching as Democrats used every advantage to solidify their power in blue states, Republican lawmakers are finally fighting back.
Why should one side hamstring themselves when the other side refuses to abide by the longstanding gentlemen’s rules that have sustained our society for centuries? The Democrats have spent 30 years gerrymandering Republican districts out of existence in blue-leaning states. Well, guess what? Now it’s gerrymandering time in the red states.
Democrats have done so much gerrymandering that the 40% of Republican voters living in many blue states now have zero congressional representation. Republicans in Massachusetts and Connecticut have no representation in Congress because of Democrats gerrymandering the state down to the neighborhood level.
Have you looked at the congressional map of Maryland? Some of the districts look like a spider tripped and fell on the map, they’re so haphazardly drawn.
In Hawaii, they set up a “nonpartisan redistricting commission” in 2011. In an odd coincidence, no Republican has been able to win a House seat in Hawaii since 2011.
New Mexico Democrats redistricted District 2 in 2021. Rep. Yvette Herrell (R-NM) then lost her seat in the 2022 midterm election.
Republicans got 48% of the popular vote statewide in Nevada in the 2024 election. Democrats only got 37% of the vote. But because of gerrymandering, Democrats won three of Nevada’s four US House seats. 37% of the vote gets the Democrats 75% of the congressional representation in Nevada. That’s absurd.
Do you know who the perfect example of Democrat gerrymandering is? Adam Kinzinger.
The sad and pathetic little manchild Kinzinger served the Democrats like a faithful gimp on the Liz Cheney January 6 Committee and voted to impeach Donald Trump. Democrats repaid Kinzinger’s loyalty by gerrymandering his Illinois district out of existence. It was funny at the time because he deserved it, but it’s also an abject lesson in how Democrats play politics.
If you have an (R) next to your name, they’ll cut your throat the second you’re no longer of use to them.
So sad! Kinzinger was reduced to campaigning for Democrats during the 2024 election. He was like their little dancing monkey in a carnival sideshow. The last time we saw him, he shot a reporter in the arm at a Kansas City, MO, campaign event for a Democrat candidate.
You’ve probably heard about the brouhaha in Texas right now. The GOP legislature is doing some creative gerrymandering to create +5 GOP seats in 2026 and eliminate five Democrat seats. I only have one request for the Texas legislature:
Could you please consider not eliminating Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s seat?
Now hear me out!
The Democrat Party’s official spokesperson, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), has been doing a LOT of stress eating during Donald Trump’s second term. Seriously, have you seen AOC lately? The top button of her blue jeans looks like it’s holding back the weight of the world. She’ll soon start pulling back from doing as many public appearances as she tries to fill the hollow void inside herself with all those buckets of late-night ice cream.
That means rising star Jasmine Crockett will be the new default national spokesperson for the Democrats. She’s obnoxious, racist, and more interested in being invited to celebrity events than she is doing her job. Every time Crockett opens her mouth, more nationwide voters switch their party registration to Republican out of embarrassment. She could do a lot of good for the GOP nationally if Texas leaves her seat intact.
Food for thought!
Meanwhile, Vice President JD Vance is on a barnstorming tour of other red states, encouraging the GOP-controlled legislatures to gerrymander even more Democrat seats out of existence. He recently made a trip to Indiana, and it looks like the GOP might follow through and pick up +1 additional House seat in 2026.
Another rich target? Kentucky.
Why should the GOP continue to allow the deep-red state of Kentucky to hold one blue seat for the city of Louisville? Vaporize that district, GOP!
Whine about it all you want, Democrats. We warned you this would happen, and you didn’t listen to us. Republican gerrymandering will help cement the MAGA agenda into full power in time for the 2028 election. Enjoy living under the new rules that YOU created, Democrats!