CBS Fake News and its parent company, Paramount Global, just got hammered in court. You may have already seen headlines about this story claiming that Trump won $16 million after CBS Fake News interfered in the 2024 election on behalf of the drunken sorority girl. The real total of the settlement could stretch into tens of millions of additional dollars.
Just wait until you hear what that money will pay for!
Ever since he won the 2024 election (by a lot), President Trump has been smashing his political enemies in the courtroom. Just since December, he’s won more than $60 million now from Facebook, ABC Fake News/Disney, and now CBS Fake News/Paramount. He’s putting all that cash toward building his future presidential library, to save the taxpayers money.
President Trump truly does care for the taxpayers! Unlike another certain person:
The Obama Presidential library was doomed from the start.
It’s a woke DEI disaster.
The ego project faces delays, cost overruns nearing
$1 BILLION—not including lawsuits amid catastrophic construction woes. pic.twitter.com/mWTHLsaXTm— Tosca Austen (@ToscaAusten) July 2, 2025
The Trump money party started in December 2024 when ABC/Disney agreed to settle a lawsuit with the president-elect. Back in March 2024, George Stephanopoulos stated 10 times in an interview with a Republican congresswoman that President Trump had raped E. Jean Carroll.
He kept saying over and over again that a jury had found Trump “liable for rape.” During the discovery phase of the case, it was revealed that the producer had been yelling in George’s ear the whole time.
“Stop saying rape! He was found Not Guilty! Why are you still saying rape?! That’s the exact opposite of what the jury found! Oh my ***! George, stop! Stop! Stop! Don’t say rape!”
Even E. Jean Carroll admitted in her latest book that Trump had never raped her. She was just mad he had said mean things about not wanting to rape her.
ABC Fake News ended up paying $15 million to Trump’s presidential library foundation, and another million bucks to cover his legal costs. As for George Stephanopoulos, he received a punishment worse than death. He’s now forced to co-host Good Morning America with Robin Roberts.
The president sued Facebook back in 2021. The platform had illegally suspended his account on behalf of the federal government once the unelected Biden regime was in power. The move was supposedly to prevent Trump from leading another mostly peaceful election justice protest like the January 6 one.
Trump’s legal team argued that Facebook had acted as a “state actor” by coordinating with Democrat Party officials to suppress his speech. Facebook knew it was going to lose the case after Trump won reelection last November. Zuckerberg went to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring.
The final settlement was $22 million for Trump’s presidential library, $3 million to cover legal costs, and another $1 million toward Trump’s 2024 campaign. Facebook also agreed to end its rabid leftwing “fact-checking” division and stop all DEI initiatives in the workplace.
That settlement was $26 million total, but this newest one from CBS Fake News is the biggest yet.
This case was about the selective editing that CBS did in a Kamala Harris interview last year. Harris was never able to give a comprehensible answer to any policy question at any time last year. It was that age-old argument: Is she drunk or just really stupid?
In the actual interview, Harris was asked an important question about the Middle East. She delivered one of her trademark word salads in response. But in the interview that aired on CBS Fake News, she gave a different answer. Video editors at CBS had deliberately spliced together a new answer to make it seem like Kamala could use her big words.
This was direct interference on behalf of one candidate in a presidential race. It was a violation of every standard of journalistic ethics.
But the $16 million that CBS/Paramount will pay to Trump’s presidential library is only the beginning of this settlement. The network has also agreed to spend a sum in the “mid-eight figures” on ads and public service announcements… in support of conservative causes!
Picture this:
Liberal CBS viewers are curled up in their onesie pajamas and clutching their emotional support Pokémon plush toys. They want to escape the imaginary fascism taking over America, so they tune in to watch Stephen Colbert as he stokes their Trump Derangement Syndrome. And then there’s President Trump with an important public service announcement during every commercial break!
What a great settlement!