When I was a little kid, I could never figure out how the Tooth Fairy got that money under my pillow without waking me up. The Tooth Fairy must have been real. It was a miracle! In similar fashion, a lot of people in the Democrat Party can’t seem to believe their good fortune when it comes to elections. It’s as if they wake up in the morning and there’s a bunch of votes under their pillow! They’re not sure how those votes got there, but they are grateful for the miracle. Even Democrats knew a couple of weeks ago that they were toast, and that there was no way they’d be able to hang onto control. And here we are a week later, still not knowing which party will control the House in the next Congress.
Many rank-and-file Democrats really don’t seem to know where the votes are coming from. Look at how they were freaking out a couple of weeks ago and claiming that Republicans were going to hack all those vulnerable voting machines. Putin’s hackers were going to switch votes around so he could steal a bunch of seats for the GOP again.
These must be miracles delivered by the Election Fairy, because even the Democrats don’t understand how this could have happened.
In 2010, during the historic Tea Party wave in opposition to Obamacare and the big bank bailouts, the GOP won the popular vote by 4.8 million. They picked up 63 seats in the House of Representatives. This year, the GOP won the popular vote by 6 million – but they’re only +9 in the House as of this moment. A miracle for the Democrats!
Despite near-universal loathing of the Democrats’ policies, and roughly 70% of the American public repulsed by Creepy Joe’s inflationary World War III agenda, Republicans LOST 24 out of 25 toss-up seats in the House. The only Republican who won a toss-up was Michelle Vallejo in Texas 15. A miracle for the Democrats!
Fetterman won. A miracle!
In Michigan, the Election Fairy showed up bigtime. The poor, unfortunate people of Michigan have what may be one of the worst governors of all time. Crazy-Eyes Whitmer killed more than 10,000 seniors in nursing homes by sending sick COVID patients to live with them during the pandemic. She banned paint and fishing to prevent the spread of coronavirus. She locked the kids out of school for more than a year. And yet she won reelection after two MAGA conservative candidates for governor were kicked off the ballot due to inadequate numbers of signatures. Then she defeated Tudor Dixon to ultimately win the race. A miracle!
Adam Laxalt was in the lead in Nevada as the ballot counting was dragging on and on. During an appearance on Tucker Carlson Tonight, Laxalt pointed out that his opponent would need to win 63% of outstanding ballots to win the race. Since there were only election-day ballots left to be counted, the race was over. But then the weirdest thing happened the next day. Catherine Cortez Masto won 63% of the votes, in a development that surprised even her. A miracle for the Democrats!
In yet another miracle from the Election Fairy, it looks like Joe Kent has lost his House race in Washington state. How does a former Green Beret who is a MAGA Republican lose in an R+13 district? The Election Fairy is the only possible explanation. This is science!
In Colorado, the election was called for Rep. Lauren Boehbert. She won by just over 1,000 votes. But then, 6 days after the election actually happened, the Democrats found a box with several thousand ballots in it that will need to be counted now. The Election Fairy delivers again!
In New Hampshire, Republican Don Bolduc was projected to win in late polling before the election. But Democrat Sen. Maggie Hassan pulled it out. One town in New Hampshire with a population of 700 people even delivered 1,100 ballots for her. Thanks, Election Fairy!
And nothing has been more disappointing than the miracles that the Election Fairy delivered for the Democrats in Arizona. Kari Lake, the most popular Republican candidate for Governor in the entire country, somehow lost. Kari got within a couple thousand votes of Hobbs when the Election Fairy struck. Election officials just kept counting until they found enough votes to secure the bag for Katie Hobbs. Kari Lake’s opponent didn’t even run a real campaign and wouldn’t debate her. And Kari somehow lost? Must be another one of those miracles from the Election Fairy.