The hosts of ABC's "The View" spent Monday screaming like possessed cats because a 28-year-old mother told other young women they should get married and have babies. Isabel Brown, a Daily Wire host with 1.2 million Instagram followers, committed this unforgivable act of heresy at CPAC last week in Texas. Shrieking like demons — and those are Brown's words, not ours — five grown women on national television collectively lost their marbles over the radical, extremist idea that marriage and motherhood might actually be wonderful things. Somebody get these ladies a Xanax and a glass of water. Brown's actual quote ...Continue reading

The Conservative Political Action Conference just wrapped up at the Gaylord Texan Resort, and we have never seen anything quite this pathetic. Trump skipped it. Vance skipped it. Tucker, Megyn Kelly, Rubio — all no-shows. The biggest names in MAGA treated their own conference like a dentist appointment they forgot to cancel. So who DID get a primetime speaking slot? Liz Truss and the son of the former Shah of Iran. Somebody check the calendar — is it 2003 again? We're not joking about the Iranian prince thing. The party that swept into power on "America First" literally rolled out ...Continue reading

Warner Bros. just announced that Stephen Colbert — the late-night comedian whose show was bleeding $50 million a year before CBS put it out of its misery — is going to co-write the next Lord of the Rings movie. His screenwriting experience? Zero produced screenplays. But sure, let's hand him the keys to one of the most beloved franchises in human history because he once dressed up as Bilbo Baggins on his show. Spectacular career pivot, Steve! Most of us would be updating our resumes on Indeed after getting canned on national television. Colbert gets a crack at Tolkien. Only ...Continue reading

You had a rough week if you were paying attention to the news. Gas approaching $4. Airports in chaos. A jobs report that somehow lost 92,000 positions. Iran calling our peace plan "maximalist and unreasonable." Ground troops being discussed. Senate Democrats howling about mission creep. It's a lot. Let's go through it the right way. Start with the jobs number, because it's the one people are treating as a harbinger. February shed 92,000 jobs. That's a bad month. But here's what CNN didn't say in the same breath: the February survey was completed before February 28. The Iran war started ...Continue reading

A federal judge gave the FBI a clear directive: produce the documents. The FBI's response was to hand over a list of reasons why it wouldn't. That's where the Seth Rich files stand today — and with Kash Patel now running the bureau, the long-running standoff may be about to break. The case is Huddleston v. FBI, filed in the Eastern District of Texas by attorney Ty Clevenger under the Freedom of Information Act. For years, Clevenger has been fighting to force the bureau to release records related to the 2016 murder of Seth Rich, a 27-year-old Democratic National Committee ...Continue reading

In July 2021, the federal government paid a South Florida healthcare company $4.95 million on a COVID vaccination staffing contract. The company had requested $50,000. FEMA sent $5 million. It was a clerical error — the kind of thing that gets caught, flagged, and returned. Instead of returning the money though, according to a 15-count federal indictment, the owner of that company kept the money, laundered it through multiple bank accounts, used it to fund a congressional campaign through illegal straw donors, and spent more than $100,000 of it on luxury items, including a 3-carat yellow diamond ring. That company ...Continue reading

For years, conservatives have watched election nights stretch into election weeks — apparent winners on Tuesday night becoming apparent losers by Friday as mail-in ballots trickled in from across the country, changing results with each update. Justice Samuel Alito put a name to the frustration Monday during oral arguments in Watson v. Republican National Committee: "We don't have Election Day anymore. We have election month, or we have election months." The case before the court is straightforward on its face. Mississippi has a law allowing mail-in ballots to be counted if they are postmarked by Election Day but arrive up ...Continue reading