Iran agreed to a two-week ceasefire with the United States on Tuesday, reopened the Strait of Hormuz, and then spent the next twelve hours trying to weasel out of the deal because Israel kept bombing Hezbollah in Lebanon. Shocking. A regime that chants “Death to America” every Friday turned out to be a difficult negotiating … Continue reading “Trump Got Iran to Surrender and Open the Strait — So Iran Immediately Started Whining That Israel Won’t Stop Hitting Hezbollah”

President Trump just dropped a bomb on the pharmaceutical industry that has every drug company lobbyist in Washington reaching for their blood pressure medication — which, ironically, is probably manufactured in India or China. Last week, the administration announced 100% tariffs on imported patented pharmaceutical products under Section 232, and the message couldn’t be clearer: … Continue reading “Trump Just Slapped 100% Tariffs on Foreign Drug Companies — And Big Pharma Is Losing Its Mind Because They Might Actually Have to Make Medicine in America”

Donald Trump just asked Congress for $152 million to reopen Alcatraz as a functioning federal prison, and I haven’t smiled this hard since Nancy Pelosi ripped up the State of the Union address and thought she looked tough. The Rock is coming back, baby — and not the Dwayne Johnson kind. The kind with cells … Continue reading “Trump Wants to Reopen Alcatraz as a Federal Prison and Nancy Pelosi Is Losing Her Mind — Which Means It’s Probably the Best Idea He’s Had All Year”

While the media spends every waking hour trying to find new ways to tell you the sky is falling, seven of the most extraordinary human beings on the planet are about to walk across a stage in Washington, D.C. on April 16th and remind us all what this country is actually made of. The USO … Continue reading “Seven Military Heroes Just Got Named USO Service Members of the Year — And Every Single One of Their Stories Will Make You Proud to Be an American”

We’ve been saying it for years. For literal years, we’ve been standing here, pointing at the obvious, screaming into the void that the Democratic Party traded common sense for pronoun charts and locker room access policies that nobody outside a faculty lounge asked for. And now — finally, mercifully — one of their own is … Continue reading “Rahm Emanuel Just Admitted Democrats ‘Lost the Plot’ on Bathrooms and Pronouns — And His Own Party Is Proving Him Right in Real Time”

Iran just rejected a 45-day ceasefire proposal brokered by Egypt, Pakistan, and Turkey — the diplomatic equivalent of a hostage negotiator offering a guy a way out and the guy responding by setting the building on fire. But it gets better. Iran didn’t just say no. They sent back a 10-point counterproposal that reads like … Continue reading “Iran Rejects the Ceasefire, Demands We Pay for the War THEY Started, and Wants a Pinky Promise We’ll Never Fight Back”

Barack Obama’s $850 million presidential center in Chicago — the most expensive presidential library ever built, just announced that its grand opening sweepstakes requires winners to provide proof of U.S. citizenship or lawful permanent residency before they can claim their tickets. Hmmmm…proof of citizenship required? Barry that’s a naughty ask according to your own party. … Continue reading “Obama Requires Proof of Citizenship to Enter His $850 Million Library but Not to Vote for President”

Another win for the American worker and jobs, thanks to President Trump. Today marks the first day that President Trump’s restructured tariffs on steel, aluminum, and copper officially go into effect. Products made almost entirely of these metals now face a flat 50% tariff on their full customs value. Derivative products that are substantially made … Continue reading “Trump’s New Metal Tariffs Just Kicked In Today and American Steel Workers Are Popping Champagne”

We spent $25 trillion on the War on Poverty. The poverty rate moved three points. For that kind of money, we could have sent every poor person in America to the actual moon. There’d be change left over for a gift shop. The Apollo space program — the whole thing, from Kennedy’s speech to the … Continue reading “$25 Trillion on Poverty. We Could Have Colonized Mars.”

A New England Patriots running back posted Bible verses on social media. His head coach responded by saying the team needs to make sure players are “educated” and that they want to be “inclusive.” The crime? Quoting the Book of Matthew. In America. In 2026. Welcome to the NFL, where a 230-pound man can legally … Continue reading “Patriots Coach Wants to “Educate” Player Who Posted Bible Verses”