Nikki Haley went on CNN this Sunday — *CNN*, mind you, because of course that's where she'd go — sat down with Dana Bash on *State of the Union*, and delivered the bombshell announcement that she will not be running for president in 2028. She said the words "I will not" like she was making some grand sacrifice for the republic. Like she was Washington turning down a third term. Like the entire conservative movement was going to collapse into a heap of tears and beg her to reconsider. We didn't. In fact, the most common reaction across every corner ...Continue reading

Remember Eric Swalwell? The Democrat congressman who got caught having a relationship with Fang Fang, the hot spy China sent to gather intelligence from the married Congressman who sat on the Intelligence Committee. Yea that one. Well, he parlayed that squishy romance into thinking he'd be the best man for the job as California's governor. Because yea when you get caught being pumped for intelligence in a classic honeypot scheme you should get access to even more intelligence and money and power. Right. Anyways, as it turns out Swalwell's past of boinking women who work for him didn't stop with ...Continue reading

So Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins sent an Easter email to USDA employees last week. The message said "Happy Easter — He is Risen indeed!" and called Easter "the foundation of our faith." That's it. That's the whole crime. She wished people a happy Easter and mentioned the entire reason Easter exists. In a country founded by Christians. During the most important Christian holiday of the year. And now a union president has filed a formal complaint with the Office of Special Counsel, because apparently three words about Jesus constitute a "pro-Christianity sermon" that violates the Constitution. I want you to ...Continue reading

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche just dropped a number so big it doesn't even sound real anymore. One trillion dollars. That's how much gets siphoned out of our pockets every year by fraud — Medicaid scams, fake ACA enrollments, bogus disability claims, phantom contractors billing the Pentagon for work that never happened. A trillion. With a T. But sure, tell us again how the problem with America is that we're not spending *enough* money on government programs. What a hoot. Blanche announced the creation of a brand-new National Fraud Enforcement Division inside the DOJ this week, working hand-in-hand with VP ...Continue reading

Courtney P. Williams had one of the most sensitive jobs in the United States military. From 2010 to 2016, she worked directly with Delta Force — the Army's most elite special operations unit — with a Top Secret/SCI security clearance. She knew things that, if leaked, could get American operators killed. So naturally, she allegedly leaked them to a journalist who put them in a book. Unbelievable. The FBI arrested Williams this week and slapped her with Espionage Act charges for handing classified tactics, techniques, and procedures to a writer named Seth Harp, who then published them in his 2025 ...Continue reading

Senator Elizabeth Warren spent Pete Hegseth's confirmation hearing hyperventilating about a Jerusalem Cross on his arm — a Christian symbol that's been around since, oh, the actual Crusades — and declared that it made him a potential "insider threat" who was too dangerous to lead the Pentagon. She went full Code Red over a tattoo that you can buy on a necklace at any church gift shop in America. It was one of the most embarrassing performances we've ever seen from a United States Senator, and that's a bar so low you'd need a shovel to find it. So naturally, ...Continue reading