You know those moments in life where the universe just... delivers? Where karma doesn't just knock on the door but kicks it off the hinges, walks in, sits down at the kitchen table, and pours itself a cup of coffee? A former January 6th prosecutor — one of the people who spent years putting grandmothers in prison for walking through open doors at the Capitol — is now heading to jail himself. For a stabbing. A bizarre stabbing, at that. You cannot write this stuff. If I pitched this script to Hollywood, they'd reject it for being "too on the ...Continue reading

A Secret Service agent was lying in a hospital bed with a bullet wound from the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting — an actual assassination attempt on the President of the United States — and former Rep. Katie Porter was hunched over a laptop somewhere in California making sure the fundraising email hit inboxes before the news cycle moved on. Hours. Not days. Not a respectful week. Hours. Because nothing says "I care deeply about political violence" like a subject line that basically reads: "SHOTS FIRED — Can you chip in $25?" You'd think even the most shameless Democrat operative ...Continue reading

We need to talk about Mia Farrow. Not because she's relevant — she hasn't been relevant since answering machines had little cassette tapes in them — but because what she just said is so staggeringly unhinged that it perfectly captures everything wrong with the celebrity left in one convenient, easily-mockable package. While victims of the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting were literally still being treated at hospitals, Mia Farrow hopped on social media and suggested that Donald Trump *staged the whole thing* to boost his approval ratings. Yes. A woman who was in a Woody Allen movie is now the ...Continue reading

We've been saying it for years — the mainstream media doesn't just cover the news, they *curate* it. They pick what you see, what you feel, and what you're supposed to think. And when a deranged gunman opened fire at the White House Correspondents' Dinner with a head full of anti-Trump rage, CBS's Norah O'Donnell decided the most important thing to do was sit behind a desk and *read his manifesto out loud on national television.* You know, for journalism. And then she sat down with the man the shooter tried to kill — and Trump told her exactly what ...Continue reading

A federal appeals court just slapped down California Governor Gavin Newsom's attempt to block ICE agents from doing their jobs — and the ruling was unanimous. Every single judge on the panel said the same thing: this is unconstitutional. Not a close call. Not a 2-1 squeaker where we got lucky with the panel draw. Unanimous. Even the liberal judges couldn't find a way to bail him out on this one. That's how bad it was. Congratulations, Gavin — you played yourself. The law in question was Newsom's so-called "No Vigilantes Act," which — and we're not making this name ...Continue reading