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$25 Trillion on Poverty. We Could Have Colonized Mars.

We spent $25 trillion on the War on Poverty. The poverty rate moved three points. For that kind of money, we could have sent every poor person in America to the actual moon. There’d be change left over for a gift shop. The Apollo space program — the whole thing, from Kennedy’s speech to the last boot print — cost $257 billion in today’s dollars. Six moon landings. Technological breakthroughs that gave us satellite communications, water purification, MRI machines, and a generation of kids who wanted to be astronauts instead of TikTok influencers. NASA did it with slide rules and ...Continue reading
Patriots Coach Wants to “Educate” Player Who Posted Bible Verses

A New England Patriots running back posted Bible verses on social media. His head coach responded by saying the team needs to make sure players are "educated" and that they want to be "inclusive." The crime? Quoting the Book of Matthew. In America. In 2026. Welcome to the NFL, where a 230-pound man can legally destroy another man's skeletal structure on national television, but quoting Scripture requires a trip to re-education camp. Here's what happened. TreVeyon Henderson -- who describes himself as a "follower of Jesus Christ" (the audacity) -- posted Matthew 5:10 on his X account: "Blessed are those ...Continue reading
While the Media Told You It Was a Bad Week

Let's be honest. If you spent this week doom-scrolling the mainstream press, you probably think America is one bad day away from complete collapse. The economy is doomed. The wars are unwinnable. Democracy is hanging by a thread. Pour yourself a drink and despair. Or and hear us out you could read this instead. Because while the media was busy manufacturing your anxiety, a whole lot of very good things happened this week. Wins for American energy. Wins for American manufacturing. Wins for parents. Wins for the rule of law. And oh yes Iran's military is reportedly in ruins. Here's ...Continue reading
They Knew They Had Nothing — And Kicked Down the Door Anyway

Two hundred and seven pages. That's how many pages of internal FBI documents it took to confirm what half the country already knew: the FBI didn't believe it had probable cause to raid Mar-a-Lago. They said so themselves. In writing. In emails to each other. While they were loading the van. You can't make this stuff up. Actually, you don't have to — Judicial Watch just made them hand it over. Here's what the documents show. On July 13, 2022 — less than a month before agents showed up at Donald Trump's home with guns and a warrant — the ...Continue reading
Florida Governor Signs Proof-of-Citizenship Voting Law While Congress Is Still Talking About It

Governor Ron DeSantis just signed Florida's version of the SAVE Act into law, requiring documentary proof of citizenship to register to vote. He did it on the same day the Supreme Court was hearing oral arguments on birthright citizenship. That timing wasn't an accident -- that was a flex. While the United States Congress spends another season debating whether asking voters to prove they're American is "racist," Florida went ahead and handled it. Wild concept. Here's what the law actually does. If you want to register to vote in Florida, you now have to produce a birth certificate, passport, or ...Continue reading
NASA Sends Astronauts to the Moon to Test Space Toilets

NASA just sent four astronauts to the Moon on Wednesday — the first time humans have left low Earth orbit since Richard Nixon was in the White House. Meanwhile, Democrats just spent 42 days proving they can't even keep the metal detectors plugged in at LaGuardia. Truly the party of "science," ladies and gentlemen. Standing ovation. The Artemis II mission blasts off from Kennedy Space Center on April Fools' Day, which feels about right given that the entire Washington establishment has spent a decade telling us America can't do big things anymore. Four astronauts. 685,000 miles. 8.5 million gallons of ...Continue reading
Trump Runs a War Like a Construction Project and the Media Is Rooting for Iran

President Donald Trump told reporters this week that his military operation against Iran is "two weeks ahead of schedule," which is exactly how you want your commander-in-chief talking about a military operation — like a general contractor who's about to finish your kitchen remodel early and under budget. Somebody get this man a hard hat and a clipboard! While every other president in modern history let Middle Eastern conflicts drag on for decades and bleed us dry, Trump is out here treating Operation Epic Fury like a real estate development with a firm completion date. The media, naturally, is having ...Continue reading
Three-Time Divorce Champion Whoopi Goldberg Loses Her Mind Over Young Woman Encouraging Marriage

The hosts of ABC's "The View" spent Monday screaming like possessed cats because a 28-year-old mother told other young women they should get married and have babies. Isabel Brown, a Daily Wire host with 1.2 million Instagram followers, committed this unforgivable act of heresy at CPAC last week in Texas. Shrieking like demons — and those are Brown's words, not ours — five grown women on national television collectively lost their marbles over the radical, extremist idea that marriage and motherhood might actually be wonderful things. Somebody get these ladies a Xanax and a glass of water. Brown's actual quote ...Continue reading
Nobody Showed Up to CPAC — And the People Who Did Were Furious

The Conservative Political Action Conference just wrapped up at the Gaylord Texan Resort, and we have never seen anything quite this pathetic. Trump skipped it. Vance skipped it. Tucker, Megyn Kelly, Rubio — all no-shows. The biggest names in MAGA treated their own conference like a dentist appointment they forgot to cancel. So who DID get a primetime speaking slot? Liz Truss and the son of the former Shah of Iran. Somebody check the calendar — is it 2003 again? We're not joking about the Iranian prince thing. The party that swept into power on "America First" literally rolled out ...Continue reading