Hunter Biden is back in the headlines, and as usual, it’s not for anything noble. This time, the First Son of Shenanigans is being dragged into court by his baby mama, Lunden Roberts, who’s had enough of his broken promises and unpaid child support. She’s not just asking for a check—she’s asking the judge to throw him in jail.
Let’s rewind. Hunter Biden has a 6-year-old daughter named Navy Joan with Lunden Roberts, a former D.C. stripper. This child, by the way, has been denied even the most basic acknowledgment by her own grandfather, Joe Biden, who until recently pretended she didn’t exist. So much for “family values,” huh?
In 2023, Roberts agreed to cut Hunter a massive break. She dropped his monthly child support from $20,000 to $5,000. That’s a 75% discount, folks. And in return, Hunter was supposed to begin acting like a father. He agreed to meet his daughter and let her pick out some of his overpriced, finger-painting-style artwork. Sounds simple, right?
Wrong.
According to new court documents filed Tuesday, Hunter has once again ghosted both his financial obligations and, more shamefully, his own child. Roberts is now asking the judge to lock him up in the Independence County Detention Center until he complies with the original agreement. That’s not some vengeful mom talking—that’s a woman who’s been pushed too far by a man who’s made a career out of ducking accountability.
In her filing, Roberts shared heartbreaking words from Navy Joan, who doesn’t understand why her dad ignores her. The little girl once said she “could not wait to get to heaven” so she could “be with [her] dad,” because she believes he’s too busy and lives too far away. Let that sink in. She’s 6 years old and already resigned to the idea that the only way she’ll see her father is in the afterlife. Meanwhile, Hunter is out selling his “art” to Democrat donors for tens of thousands of dollars a pop.
Image courtesy of Lunden Roberts Instagram: Instagram.com/lundentownn_
This is the same man who was flying around on Air Force Two, making shady business deals in Ukraine and China while his dad was Vice President. But when it comes to supporting his own flesh and blood, suddenly he’s broke and too busy.
Hunter might call himself an “artist” now, but the only thing he’s mastered is painting a picture of privilege and irresponsibility. And the Biden family? Silent as ever. President Grandpa Joe, the man who never met a teleprompter he didn’t stumble over, still won’t say his seventh grandchild’s name out loud. Imagine if a Republican did that. The media would be camped outside their house demanding answers.
Democrats love to talk about fairness, equity, and “doing the right thing.” But when it comes to their own, the rules somehow don’t apply. If Hunter’s last name were Smith or Johnson, he’d have been in jail months ago. Instead, he’s protected by the same corrupt political machine that gave him immunity for tax fraud and gun charges while the DOJ was busy raiding grandma’s house in Kansas for posting memes.
This isn’t just about child support. It’s about character—or the complete lack of it. Hunter Biden is a man who’s been bailed out, covered for, and propped up his entire life. And now, even as a father, he’s failing the one person who just wants a hug and a bedtime story.
If justice still means anything in this country, the judge should take Lunden Roberts’ request seriously. Because maybe a few nights in county lockup will remind Hunter Biden that no amount of art shows, lawyers, or daddy’s connections can wash away the shame of abandoning your own child.