The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered the biggest financial fraud in the history of the world while auditing Social Security.
Or as Homer Simpson might say, “The biggest fraud… so far!”
Despite America having a population of roughly 334 million people, there are 394 million on the Social Security rolls. There are 60 million people fraudulently claiming a Social Security check every month.
If our Social Security rolls are that fake, it kind of makes you wonder what’s going on with the states’ voter rolls, doesn’t it? Especially since the 2020 election debacle that happened to President Trump.
Musk announced on Monday that there are 60 million people in the Social Security database who are listed as “ALIVE” when they’re clearly dead. The database claims that there are 3.6 million Americans between the ages of 110 and 119. There’s no way that’s possible.
If you think that’s far-fetched, the database says there are 3.4 million people between the ages of 120 and 129. The oldest recorded person verified outside of the Old Testament was a cigarette-smoking French lady who died at 122 back in 1997. There’s no way that there are 3.4 million Americans that age collecting social security checks every month.
But wait! There’s more!
There are a whopping 3.9 million Americans in the 130 to 139 age bracket. Another 4.8 million are between the ages of 140 and 159. And we have 121,000 between the ages of 160 and 169.
There are 10,014 Americans listed between the ages of 170 and 229. One person was born between 240 and 249 years ago, and one was born 360 years ago—before America was even a country.
There are social security checks going out every month to 60 million people who are obviously dead.
That doesn’t mean there are 60 million criminals collecting those checks. Some crooks are probably collecting dozens or hundreds of them. But if someone is willing to commit a major federal financial crime like that, do you think they would hesitate to commit a “minor” crime like casting a mail-in ballot on behalf of those dead people? Especially when you consider that many states don’t even prosecute voter fraud.
As of January 2025, the average monthly social security check is worth $1,976. Multiply that by 60 million dead people and it amounts to around $118.5 billion per month or $1.4 trillion per year.
Elon Musk is right. That’s a huge amount of fraud. But at this point, would anyone be surprised if DOGE finds something even bigger than that, once they start auditing the Pentagon, the IRS, and other agencies?
The special counsel who investigated the fake and stolen 2020 election in Wisconsin found a similar amount of fraud on that state’s voter rolls. Wisconsin has more than 100,000 people on its voter rolls who first registered to vote on or before 1918. The special counsel discovered that 70,000 of those people cast mail-in ballots to help the Democrats steal the election for Joe Biden.
Back in 1918, you had to be at least 21 years old to register to vote in federal elections. This means that all 70,000 of those registrants who cast ballots in the 2020 election in Wisconsin had to be at least 124 years old. Which would make them all older than that oldest-ever-recorded cigarette-smoking French lady who died at 122.
Joe Biden supposedly “won” the 2020 election in Wisconsin by just 20,682 votes after 70,000 people over the age of 124 cast mail-in ballots. That is a FACT.
I’m open-minded about this, however. While I do insist that the 2020 election was fake and stolen, I’m willing to listen to anyone who can offer a viable explanation to several ongoing questions that I have. If you can explain to me how 70,000 people over the age of 124 cast ballots in Wisconsin that year, I will publicly apologize and swear off my “election conspiracy theories.”
Oh, and I also have some specific questions about Nevada, Arizona, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New York, California, Colorado, and Virginia in 2020 that you’ll also have to answer to convince me.
We have dead people on the voter rolls casting ballots and we have dead people in the Social Security database who are collecting checks every month and ripping the taxpayers off to the tune of a billion dollars every month.
Here’s a fun suggestion for the Trump administration: As soon as DOGE finishes its rampage through Executive branch agencies, let’s conduct DOGE audits of the voter rolls in all 50 states.
