Picture it: the champagne’s chilling, the cupcakes are frosted with “Madame President,” and Kamala Harris’ campaign team is already measuring the White House drapes. One small problem—they forgot to win the election.
That’s not satire. That’s straight from Kamala’s own pen in her new memoir, “107 Days,” which reads more like a political obituary than a victory lap. In it, Harris reveals that her team had already picked a White House chief of staff, stocked the kitchen with bubbly, and had celebratory cupcakes ready to go for election night. The only thing missing? The victory.
That’s right. Before a single vote was counted, Kamala Harris was already planning her coronation. She had tapped Obama-era bureaucrat Denis McDonough to be her chief of staff more than a month before Election Day. For those playing at home, McDonough is the same guy who helped run the Veterans Affairs Department into the ground under Biden. Just the kind of “disciplined” leadership we’d expect from a Harris administration—if it existed.
But the real kicker? Kamala’s team didn’t even plan for the very real possibility that she might lose. Oh, they were ready for “unrest,” a “contested election,” and even expected President Trump to question results in Pennsylvania. What they never prepared for was the most obvious outcome: the American people rejecting her.
And reject her they did. President Donald J. Trump stomped her, walking away with 312 electoral votes to Kamala’s 226. That’s not a close call. That’s a political landslide with a cherry on top.
Even her “social secretary,” a name that sounds like it was ripped from a Hallmark movie, had to quietly slink into the kitchen and remove the “Madame President” icing from the cupcakes after the loss. She sent them back out as “comfort food” along with extra wine. Because nothing says leadership like drowning your sorrows in sugar and pinot noir.
Let’s be honest: Kamala wasn’t running a presidential campaign. She was directing a political fantasy film. From the moment Biden bailed out in July 2024, she had 107 days to convince the country she was ready to lead. Instead, she spent that time picking out staff and party favors. Meanwhile, Trump was out on the trail, rallying the forgotten men and women of America, laying out a plan to restore our economy, secure our border, and make the country proud again.
This isn’t just about Kamala’s ego. It’s about a Democrat Party that’s completely lost touch with reality. They thought if they could slap a few identity boxes on a ballot, the American people would just fall in line. Female? Check. Minority? Check. California liberal with a latte in one hand and a climate pledge in the other? Triple check.
But the voters saw through it. They remembered her cackling non-answers, her border disaster, her awkward speeches, and her ghost-like presence during the Biden years. And when it came time to vote, they said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
This whole cupcake debacle is more than just a laughable footnote. It’s a perfect snapshot of the Democrat mindset—arrogant, out of touch, and entitled to power they haven’t earned. They don’t believe in earning your vote. They believe they’re owed it. And when the people don’t deliver, they act shocked—like a spoiled kid who didn’t get a pony on her birthday.
The American people made it clear in 2024: they want results, not rehearsals. They want leadership, not legacy-building. And they certainly don’t want another round of Obama-Biden leftovers pretending to be the future.
So Kamala can keep her cupcakes. We’ll take our country back instead.