Here’s a story with an ending that’s almost happy. 26-year-old Luis Eduardo Velasquez was driving while poo-faced drunk on Interstate 40 in North Carolina today as the police were chasing him. He slammed into another car a 120 miles per hour – but no one died! It’s like a miracle. Usually when Joe Biden’s illegal alien pets crash their car into another vehicle at 120 miles per hour while driving drunk, it kills a minimum of two people. Not this time! Joe Biden must be bringing in a better quality of illegal aliens these days.
And he’s bringing in even more of them than usual right now, thanks to a loophole that DHS Secretary Alexander Mayorkas made up out of thin air. This is disgusting and you’re going to be astonished by it.
When the Mexican government catches illegal aliens in northern Mexico, they put them in camps. Mexico could deport them, but they like to pretend they’re a poor country. They’re not. Mexico is the third-largest oil exporter in this hemisphere. But they pretend they’re poor and so they have to stuff the illegals they catch into camps. This ensures that the illegals will pay off the drug cartels to the tune of thousands of dollars before they actually allow them to cross the border into America. The cartels get their cash, and the government agencies running the camps get their cut.
But according to the Center for Immigration Studies, Biden is working directly with those camps now. Every day, the Biden regime has the Border Patrol look through the list of illegals who have been herded into these totally-not-concentration camps. CBP then hand-selects hundreds of foreigners to be allowed into America as illegal aliens.
The Mexican government then buses the selected foreigners to the border and CBP picks them up and allows them in. See, if they come in this way, they’re just aliens. They’re not “illegal” aliens. Biden gives each foreigner – who fully intended to cross the border illegally before Biden rolled out the welcome mat for them – a work permit. And he allows these illegals (because that’s what they really are – illegals) in on what the Biden regime is calling “humanitarian parole.”
It’s “humanitarian” because these poor criminals were just in a Mexican concentration camp! Biden also allows them to apply for refugee status, because they were totally just in a Mexican concentration camp. Never mind the fact that none of these people actually qualify for anything that even vaguely resembles legal “refugee” status under the Refugee Act which was passed by Congress and signed into law in 1980.
If you’re following along, Biden has cut a deal with Mexico to throw illegal alien-wannabes into literal concentration camps, and then allowing them into the US on a humanitarian basis to spring them from the Mexican concentration camps. And he’s giving them work permits, so they can compete with your teenager for that job as a dishwasher in a restaurant, because that’s basically the only thing the illiterate peasants are qualified for in our information-based economy. If that’s not amnesty, what does amnesty look like?
The people coming in via the Biden-Mexico concentration camps are not treated as illegal aliens. They don’t receive a court date for a hearing that they’re going to skip out on anyway. There’s no follow-up requirements for them at all. At least with regular illegals Biden goes through the motions of assigning them a fake court date that they’ll never appear for. But the people in the camps? No court date!
The Biden regime has DHS putting the word out about this to the illegal alien caravans, too. As a result, the number of illegals being allowed in has doubled since September. Get this: Illegals are literally lining up to get sent to these concentration camp, ever since Biden put out the offer. If you get yourself thrown into a Mexican concentration camp as an illegal, you’re getting into the US with a work permit.
This is impeachable. Fortunately, possible Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) threw down the gauntlet for Secretary Mayorkas a few days before Thanksgiving: Resign, or we’re impeaching you. They ought to level the same threat at Joe Biden and his “Border Czar” Kamala.