Hunter Biden was called to Capitol Hill to testify about his dad’s international bribery and pay-to-play schemes on Wednesday. He was supposed to appear for a closed-door deposition. Instead, Hunter refused and held a whiny press conference for the mainstream media, in which he held himself up as the victim. The press lapped it up. They have their marching orders on how they’re supposed to cover this story. They’re not going to mention the fact that Hunter Biden, far from being the victim of this story, spent nearly $1 million on whores while he was fighting against paying child support for Joe Biden’s youngest granddaughter.
During this statement, Hunter whined, “For six years, MAGA Republicans, including members of the House committees who are in a closed-door session right now, have impugned my character, invaded my privacy, attacked my wife, my children, my family, and my friends. They have ridiculed my struggle with addiction. They’ve belittled my recovery. And they’ve tried to dehumanize me, all to embarrass and damage my father.”
And with that, the man who once returned a rental car and accidentally left his driver’s license, his iPhone, and his crack pipe in the passenger seat, refused to testify before Congress. Try to imagine for a second what they’d do to you if you refused a congressional subpoena. The GOP tried to get Hunter to testify behind closed doors, on the possibility that it might preserve a little bit of his dignity.
Instead, Hunter says he will only testify in an open, public hearing, so Democrats can mug for the cameras and turn the whole thing into a circus. Is that really how you want to play it, Hunter? You realize that Marjorie Taylor Greene will be at this hearing, don’t you? And that she has questions about you violating the White-Slavery Act?
Hunter Biden, who wants to paint himself as the “victim” in all this, spent $872,000 on prostitutes, sex slaves and weirdo sex clubs between 2016 and 2019. Nearly a million dollars, just on whores! He spent another $397,000 on clothes and accessories during that period. Which is weird, because none of us realized that he actually owned any clothes after seeing the Laptop from Hell videos. Plus, he pulled $1.6 million from ATM cash machines during that time.
That’s a total of $2.8 million that Hunter Biden spent on his lavish lifestyle of sex, crack cocaine, and expensive watches over a four-year period.
But do you know what else the “victim” Hunter Biden did during that same time period? He never paid a dime in child support to the little girl that he fathered in 2018 with a high-priced escort/stripper from Arkansas.
He didn’t even pay the bare minimum under the Arkansas Monthly Family Support Chart, which is currently just $396 per month. Hunter Biden was spending $700,000 per year on drugs and whores and fancy clothes and sports cars, but complained to the court that he was broke and he never even paid the $4,752 annual minimum in child support for his own innocent little baby girl. He refused to spend $396 per month on basic support for the child, while spending almost $60,000 per month on his own excesses.
It’s kind of tough to view Hunter as the victim in his own little morality tale.
At any rate, Republicans are still crawling along at a snail’s pace and pretending that they’re going to impeach Joe Biden sometime before his 150th birthday. To date, the evidence against Biden includes more than $40 million in bribes that were taken from Russia, China, Ukraine, Kazakhstan and Romania. At least $5 million of that was accepted while he was Obama’s vice president.
Joe Biden spoke directly with Hunter Biden’s business associates at least 22 times and lied about it. He received direct monthly payments from one of Hunter Biden’s shell companies that was being paid by companies owned by the Communist Party of China. It’s no exaggeration to call these people the “Biden Crime Family.”
But will Republicans ever get around to impeaching Joe? I’m guessing there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell of that happening. The GOP kicked one of their own—Rep. George Santos—out of Congress. Kevin McCarthy is resigning. And Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) is a solid “No” vote because the Deep State obviously has some compromising blackmail material on him. The wimps in the House GOP have dragged this process out for so long that they don’t even have the votes to impeach Joe Biden at this point.