The entire Democrat Party is suddenly acting like a dope-smoking teenager when a concerned parent searches their room for their secret stash. “Don’t look in that drawer, mom! It’s—ah, jeez! That’s not mine! It belongs to Trevor! WHY WON’T YOU RESPECT MAH PRIVACY?!” That’s been the universal reaction from the Democrat Party in response to … Continue reading “Biden’s Attorney General Freaks Out – Threatens Arizona Election Auditors”

$400 billion in pandemic unemployment claims were allegedly stolen over the past year, mostly from international locations like Nigeria, Russia and China. “Criminals may have stolen as much as half of the unemployment benefits the U.S. has been pumping out over the past year,” Axios reported Friday. “Unemployment fraud during the pandemic could easily reach … Continue reading “Nearly HALF of Pandemic Employment Money Stolen, International Crime Syndicates Create “National Security Issue””

Is there anyone on this green earth with more white privilege than my favorite international man of mystery, Hunter Biden? Through some accident of birth, I’m stuck out here in the suburbs trying to make ends meet for my family. Meanwhile, Hunter Biden gets to be a world-class goof who does literally nothing right – … Continue reading “I Am So Jealous of Hunter Biden’s White Privilege”

Will wonders never cease! A foaming-at-the-mouth Trump hater who use to work for the Treasury Department has been sent to jail for her role in the Russian collusion saga. Don’t get too excited, though. She’s not going to jail because of her relentless efforts to hurt Donald Trump. The Swamp is sending her to jail … Continue reading “Miracle: Trump-Hating Swamp Creature Jailed for Russiagate Leaks”

Even the National Guard has given up on the make-believe insurrection in Washington, DC. The troops have packed up and gone home, since they haven’t had to do a single insurrection or defense-related thing in the past five months, other than dodge Jill Biden when she shows up to try to give them cookies. Oh, … Continue reading “Lying Feds Overstate January 6 Capitol Protest Damages by 30X”

Auditing the results of a presidential election is sedition, according to CNN and MSNBC. It might even qualify as treason! Election audits are bad – especially in Maricopa County, Arizona – because it “undermines democracy.” Questioning the results of an election puts People of Color in danger. This is the litany we’ve been hearing for … Continue reading “That Hilarious Time Crooked Hillary Canceled Her Own Election Audit”

Multiple states are sending entourages to Maricopa County, Arizona this week to observe the historic first-of-its-kind forensic audit of a presidential election. A group from the Georgia legislature is on the ground in Arizona as I’m typing this. OAN News reports that a “handful” of additional states will do the same very soon. When we … Continue reading “Sleep Well, Democrats, Because the Georgia Audit is Next”

It’s been almost five months since Joe Biden’s illegitimacy caused that huge, ongoing crisis on America’s southern border. It’s also been several months since Biden pawned the problem off on one of the laziest politicians in human history: Kamala Harris. VP Harris is obsessed with fashion and has an astonishingly high turnover rate on her … Continue reading “Kamala Harris Takes Her First Overseas Trip and It Was a Hot Mess”

Facebook announced on Friday that it has suspended former President Donald Trump from its platform for two years. Trump will not be allowed to use Facebook or Instagram until at least January 2023. “We will evaluate external factors, including instances of violence, restrictions on peaceful assembly and other markers of civil unrest,” Nick Clegg, Facebook’s … Continue reading “Facebook Suspends Trump for Two YEARS”

It’s tough to dislike Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), even though he seems like one of those nearly permanent fixtures in Washington, DC. He’s been in the US Senate since I was 8 years old. He doesn’t seem to like President Donald Trump very much, but at the same time, he’s not some butt-hurt, foaming-at-the-mouth Never … Continue reading “Holy Smokes! GOP Senator Nearly Speaks up for Capitol Prisoners”