In a move that sounds more like Babylon Bee than headline news, House Democrats have introduced their new “No Glory for Hate” bill that seeks to prevent former president Donald Trump from an honorable burial in Arlington Cemetery. Though the bill does not specifically name Donald Trump, the measure clearly targets the former president. It … Continue reading “Petty: Democrats Introduce Legislation to Prevent Trump from Receiving Arlington Cemetery Burial”

More than 60,000 Americans have died from coronavirus during the initial weeks of the “Biden” administration. We are also on the verge of a humanitarian crisis in Texas, due to a cold snap, massive power outages and unprecedented numbers of pipes bursting in homes, apartments and municipal buildings. Not to worry, though! Joe Biden is … Continue reading “Told You So: Senile Biden is Absolutely Not Running Anything”

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki revealed this week the Biden administration has no timeline for returning the nation to normal life. In her words, “We want to be straight with the American public, though, it is — we are not in a place where we can predict exactly when everybody will feel normal again.” … Continue reading “Psaki Announces “We Don’t Know” When Life Will Return to Normal After Pandemic”

Back in the early 2000s, an eco-warrior activist published an op-ed in a local newspaper declaring that I should have my children taken away from me. Not because I was a particularly bad parent; I can whip up a batch of mac-n-cheese with hot dogs with the best of ‘em! He argued that I should … Continue reading “How Green New Deal Radicals Infiltrated Every State Years Ago”

Taking a cue from the Communist Party in China, Beijing Biden has announced that an occupying army of thousands of National Guard troops will remain stationed in Washington, DC for the remainder of 2021. Do you think the people in charge sense their own illegitimacy and fragility? We’ve never received an explanation as to why … Continue reading “So Much for “Return to Normal” Under Biden: You Are Now a “Public Enemy””

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki continues to distract the mainstream media with puppy dogs and kittens because she doesn’t want them looking too closely at the First Family. The drug addiction, corruption, alleged tax avoidance, and illicit sexual behavior of First Son Hunter Biden was suppressed during the run-up to the 2020 election. But … Continue reading “Ashley Biden’s Diary Reveals Inappropriate Showers with Dad, Possible Molestation, Media Silent”

The communist oppressors who dictate every aspect of the Chinese people’s lives recently came to the conclusion they cannot turn 1.4 billon people into atheists. In a drastic policy change, Chinese President Xi Jinping pivoted away from telling school-aged children God does not exist. Instead, Pres. Xi rolled out a new curriculum, this one designed … Continue reading “China Gives Up on Atheism & Now Teaches their Children To ‘Hate God’”

The details surrounding the death of US Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick stink to high heaven. We’re being lied to again by our garbage establishment. Officer Sicknick’s death, while certainly tragic, is being used as an emotional manipulation talking point as Democrats try to slither their way into impeaching Donald Trump. The only problem is … Continue reading “Wait a Minute: What Happened to Officer Sicknick?”

The Washington Post has published a breathlessly panicked op-ed declaring that Congress must never allow President Trump to have public funding for his presidential library. The paper also moans that Steps Must Be Taken to ensure that Trump is not allowed to spend his own money to build a library. The Post’s point seems to … Continue reading “Panicked Media Wants to Prevent Trump Presidential Library”

The NBA’s Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban made history this week—becoming the first U.S. pro sports team to end playing the national anthem before games. Monday’s home game offered the first opportunity for limited fans to return to the Dallas Airlines Center, with The Star-Spangled Banner strangely unsung as the game began. The national anthem … Continue reading “Mark Cuban Ends National Anthem at Mavericks Games”